Fat Commander

Usually characterized by an inexperienced, obese female armed with a small degree of authority in unimportant situations. The fat commander stubbornly domineers the workplace environment in an effort to accomplish meaningless goals and tasks based on their criteria, while ignoring all personal shortcomings such as bad breath or body odor.

Ah shit boys, here comes that fat commander!

by dimebagbrian November 1, 2009

Command Z

Said to UNDO any situation in real life. Derived from the common Apple Keyboard shortcut Command+Z.

Patrick trips and spills juice all over his pants in front of large crowd, he shouts, "Command Z". Everyone understands and gets back to their business.

by Word Boss LA December 7, 2011

Kory comment

A comment which is either a)incredibly random b)incredibly obvious or c) incredibly inapropriate in a humorus way

"wow, this dog is hairy!" "there is a pizza on that record player!" "If only I were a generation older (I could marry Laura's mom)" "hey I'm only underage for another 10 months!"

I LOVE YOU KORY!!!

by Walrus and the gang November 24, 2003

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022

youtube commenter

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.

Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?

by thepragmatist July 24, 2015

clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Anchovy Bay Commando

1.A lesbian.
2.A woman who likes to get her tougue around another womans vagina.
3.A woman who wears army boots and shaves her head.

Look at those two Anchovy Bay Commandos! They must like the smell of rotten fish eggs on their breath.
I personally prefer that aroma on my cock and balls.

by Bond... James Bond August 8, 2003