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coconutwatersucks

this person post strange content. they don’t seem very intelligent at first glance, not at second glance either, but if you look really closely you can see their peanut brain hiding inside of their head. anyways this mutual is very pattionate about what they like and is just a good person overall. they are active and love all of their mutuals.
wow! coconutwatersucks is gay asf.
by kusuof/k June 17, 2021
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Coconuts

1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.

2. A slang word referring to breasts.

3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth. (Petras, Kim. “Coconuts.”)
by Invidiosa November 28, 2021
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coconuttin

When a group of staff at a summer camp dancing and chanting “COCONUT!”around a coconut shell candle.
Luke and Richard started bouncing up and down, everyone else followed suit. They were coconuttin until Ansley blew out the candle
by TNTwonXmasinJuly2022 April 16, 2023
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couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...
by Celms March 3, 2014
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cocout

1. The document code for a certificate of correction under the USPTO's PAIR system. 2. Something patent attorneys do whilst drinking.
"Man, my friend at the USPTO got so drunk he pulled his cocout."
by Heetae September 30, 2016
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Coco-nut

When you bust a fat nut and mix it with nesquik making a chocolatey treat for later.
Man 1: I did a coco-nut last night
Man 2: “did” a coconut?
Man 1: ya it’s when you beat your meat for a treat.
by EeeeeeGad December 15, 2019
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Coco Nut

When a girls going down on you and you pull out and bust on her grill then crap in your hand and slap her in the mouth! Blahka She Just Been CocoNuted!
I freaked that biotch out when i gave her a Coco Nut!
by John Andrew T Bag March 13, 2010
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