Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
Get the Malachi Clarkmug. A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?
Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?
Sam : yes, that was me
*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017
Get the Clark Middle Schoolmug. Clarke cares. He knows how to love. No matter what you say or do he will love you no matter what. He is a nice and intelligent man who doesn’t care what anyone thinks. He will back you up no matter what. He is kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic. He is fiercely loyal and values truth and justice. He will always fight for the underdog. He loves to laugh. He is an amazing lover and will always take care of whoever he is with, but he won’t forget the other people who are important to him. He checks in with everyone, whether he knows you well or not. Don’t let Clarke go if you know him.
by mshimmy November 24, 2021
Get the Clarkemug. She is the type of person that will get with your ex boyfriend and deny it to your face but tells everyone she did also danni is a fucking starrr
by Bigggg dicccckk April 29, 2019
Get the Olivia Clarkemug. A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.
by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022
Get the Mason Clarkemug. Alicia Clark is the most badass character in Fear The Walking Dead portrayed by the most uwu person in the world Alycia Debnam Carey . She slays zombies and looks good in sweaty clothes.
by lil.fan-boy May 31, 2019
Get the Alicia Clarkmug. To be late for anything important. Not to be mistaken with “clarked” in which means to not show up at all.
by LCSO SWAT October 4, 2022
Get the Clarkmug.