Children

Children are a pain

I don’t want children because they suck

by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

Children

tiny people

Children are tiny people

by Yappinator June 14, 2025

America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!

Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop

1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!

by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025

Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022