Can Cimen

The seamen goddess. A lesbian goddess that has a very deep vagina and is the strongest goddess to exist. Has a Turkish and Slavic origin. Really likes playing games, watching anime and has a screen time of 24 hours per day. Really likes women. Has really wise words and quotes at times.

Girl 1: Hello
Can Cimen: Purple dinosaur watermelon sprinkle

by Can Cimen April 27, 2023

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Pringles can

A sex toy that's usable by both genders. Might make sex uncomfortable if you try to use it as a condom.

Horny dude: I wanna have sex with this Pringles can.
Another dude: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

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Green Can

what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub

eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

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canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

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Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 14, 2010

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