Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

burnt rim

Burnt bootyhole

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.

Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.

by Mashshu October 17, 2018

burnt aht

burnt aht basically mean shawty a hoe. she now let eb & dey momma hit frfr

“ay man sit that hot ahh coochie down ho you trim, bit been round the whole city, dicc hoppin… get outta here”

“that lil bit burnt aht”

-baby drill

by Tomaria November 24, 2022

Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022

burnt poonanny..

banged up female privates...

I had to take a pass on that female the other night...I suspect she was working with a burnt poonanny...

by skrinkles November 15, 2009

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023