Bronson

Bronson is a word for someone who is also known as Burt. Everything they say is exaggerated and dishonest.
Don't be a Bronson.

Did you hear Bronson bought a boat

by Aphrolicious September 23, 2022

Brojob

Unwritten rule of the Bro Code, it's the act of consensual oral sex between two homies, especially reserved to comfort them after emotional trauma.

Friend a: Man i miss her, i gave her everything but i guess she never really cared.
Friend b: If it makes you feel better i could come over later and give you a Brojob.

by Rozl69 December 28, 2022

Bronzour

Bronzer + contour = Bronzour

I need some bronzour to beat this face with!

I love Bronzour. It's the perfect mix of bronzer and contour.

by LingDanc803 March 2, 2023

Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.

I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))

by sixxaep March 11, 2023

Brongoosy

Plural noun for 'Bridges'. Usually has sexual connotations.

brongoosy I'v dropped the soap!! HELP ME

by Fredissoooogreat April 9, 2023

Bonjolmusic

Bonjolmusic is a famous musician well known for baby music 2019 and Baby Music 2k (Baldo remix).

He also has a chunky ass

Guy 1: Holy shit it's Bonjolmusic
Sample from a track: Hi everyone this is Bonjolmusic, Deez Nuts.

by ChunkyAss86 May 6, 2023

Bronson Juice

The accumulation of piss, sweat and underwear fluff that accumulates under ones foreskin after not showering for a week. Resembles blue cheese fermented with picked onions.

Can you smell that?

Yeah dude, what is it ?

Jim's dick, it's definitely Bronson Juice

by Dad's Undies May 31, 2023