Death boner

The act of having an erection post-mortem, usually caused by hanging or some form of asphyxiation, also it is know to be the biggest, hardest boner one will experience in their lifetime (or death as the case may be).

Man, I saw Adelinas' ass in a bikini, that shit gave me the death boner!!

by Shwanky April 8, 2012

glaive boner syndrome

When ever you hear a song by glaive you get a boner 5 seconds I

Am I only the only one here with glaive boner syndrome

by Redjet64 November 18, 2021

Tall girl boner

One simply getting a boner from an unusually tall girl.

Jimmey gets a Tall girl boner every time he sees his teacher in math class.

by Pig problems May 30, 2014

Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

by epicondylitis May 28, 2020

boner tuck

when you flip your erection up and tighten your belt to hold it close to your body in order to deter people from staring at your boner when you stand up

"dude, i was makin out with that girl but i had to hit the boner tuck when her mom walked in so she wouldnt see my wood"

by Big Hutch April 27, 2006

Raging Boner

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

by Operator October 6, 2004

Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

9 freshman girls got caught doing the vapes. They were to busy getting popcorn lung to realize the bust coming. They are now referred to as the freshman vape gods. Let’s just say prince got them good.

Hey did you here about the Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

by Horstmanprincewilson February 2, 2019