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bloody cookie

The first definition for bloody cookie is a small male child how hasn't hit puberty and cannot use computers to save his life because he has a bad case of the Ricky retardation disorder he gets weekly treatment at the bottom of the ocean

The second definition is a bloody vagina after rough intercourse with a cactus
He is such a bloody cookie
by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014
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bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
by tom cut May 11, 2008
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A bloody-jungle

This is a sexual position that involves a male or female who is proforming oral sex on a heavily menstruating sexual partner. While eatting out your bloody babe you allow your mouth to fill with menstrual blood then you tilt your head back and gargle the blood while beating you chest like Tarzan!
Please wash the sheets today. It looks like a bloody-jungle in here!
by Ray Sissome January 18, 2020
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Bloody Socket

A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.
Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."
by GreatCummins69 June 22, 2018
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bloody nunchucks

While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.
Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!
by Kit-Kat-Kara April 24, 2011
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The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.
Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!
by Official Freyr July 16, 2021
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bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)
Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.
by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012
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