choke yourself out

Similar to choke the shit out of someone, but referenced to someone in particular you really can't stand.

I want to choke the shit out of you, but I don't want to even bother, so go choke yourself out.

by XMOZZAZX June 2, 2008

8 Miling Yourself

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.

There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.

Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...

Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...

Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!

by damadalpha January 30, 2009

talk yourself up

When some idiotic moron talks a lot of shit, and seems to think that they are kingshit, when in reality, they are not. To talk yourself up, means to brag about the "connections" you have, but when it comes down to it, the only connection you've got, is the one that connects your computer to the Internet.

Fagwhore: "I'm like the fully sickest yulleh out there, cunt. That bitch ain't got shit on me, coz i got the whole of northside on my side."
Northside person: "That fuckin' dumb slut thinks she's kingshit. Everyone fuckin' hates her, coz she talks her self up a lot."
*Fagwhore struts around like she is the shit*

*Inserts "talk yourself up" because i have to, according to Urban Dictionary.*

by aLittleRayOfSunshine September 5, 2008

Good luck to yourself

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".

She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."

by BADiamond November 14, 2016

beat yourself blind

a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice

hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!

by injuredadri October 5, 2006

Go Fuck Yourself

Go fuck yourself is usually a term that a guy or girl would say to tell a person to leave them be. But think about it. “Go fuck yourself” you see what I’m trying to say. You can’t actually have sex with yourself unless you have a massive dick. Even tho masturbation kinda counts as fucking yourself.

Jerry: I fucked your sister.

Tom: Go Fuck Yourself!
Jerry: You know I can’t actually fuck myself.
Tom: Yes because your dick is small lol

by ChoKa LoKaq May 1, 2021

big up yourself

to give yourself praise, to make some noise for yourself, give yourself a congratulatory handshake or a pat on the back or whatever. hooray for you. origin:british popularized by ali g

uk jungle thug: bo! check dis, i is got a brand new stero system.
uk garride punk: big up yourself, aiiii.

by mike October 18, 2003