shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill August 05, 2008

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Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".

Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.

by Jones Jones February 27, 2008

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bump me

an invitation for someone to give you a fistbump in the dick

"hey! wanna bump me, bro?"
"sure bro. you're my world."

by deathtime May 01, 2020

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bump up

when partying, after the effects of your first dose of "whatever" are beginning to diminish, the attempt to maintain one's high by inhaling more substance(s).

Hey, I ain't tryin to go down just yet, lemme bump up a little.

by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004

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Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 03, 2018

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