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airplane bathroom

A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
by EenBeen June 13, 2020
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Bathroom

A place where you take a sh*t, piss, shower, etc
I neeeeeed to use the bathroom ms.coochie Amy said

No it’s may you use the bathroom. Ms.coochie said
by Mrs.coochieman November 17, 2022
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bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.
Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.
by chad is hot January 7, 2009
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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.
Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."
by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024
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McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
by boggler June 29, 2019
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