(noun) - A person or persons who do not do their washing up and leave the kitchen in an awful mould-infested state. Someone who is generally a messy bugger.
by Grandad's Fist August 20, 2012
Get the Clam Bandit mug.An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.
"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."
by lmstbh June 14, 2010
Get the backdoor bandit mug.A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the Frito Bandito mug.ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
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Get the balloon knot bandit mug.by C.B.K December 15, 2007
Get the banittles mug.a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.
Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.
by adam and steve December 3, 2004
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by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009
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