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Banana Split

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
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Banana Milkshake

When a guy and a girl titty fuck. The penis is the 'banana' and the breasts are the 'milk'. When the penis rubs in the middle of the breasts, it becomes a 'milk shake'. Hence, Banana Milkshake.
by Kristiney May 2, 2009
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Banana

a subscriber of onision who obsessively peels there own skin off until death
dang she must be a banana she got scabs all over the joint
by SMOLDICK February 13, 2017
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pop a banana

Verb.

1. A slang term for ejaculating. To cum, skeet, and bust a nut, respectively.

2. The act of applying pressure to a banana until the yellow skin pops, secreting the paste-like fruit within.
"Aaah, aaah, I'm going to pop a banana!"

"My girlfriend totally let me pop a banana on her face yesterday."

"Shit, I popped the banana at the bottom of my back pack."

"Do you mind if I pop a banana for breakfast?"
by Michael Boroda, Chris Martel January 5, 2009
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banana forest

A term for a gay bar. Or a room full of homosexuals. The act of accidentally entering a gay bar.
Dude, I accidentally walked into a banana forest yesterday and almost got a chocolate banana.
by Steve Iacovino January 2, 2008
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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obssesively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannobalising themself to the point of death. Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "hey have you heard of Onision and his bananas?"

Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: *kills himself*
by an Onision banana February 13, 2017
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Banana Smuggler

1.) When you have an obvious boner in pants too small for you and it shows.

2.) When you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk.

3.) When in a Co-Ed gym class, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your massive erection.
1.) Banana Smuggler - "Wow. look at these pajama pants, they still fit!"

Step-Father - "Are you smuggling a banana?"

2.) Self explanatory

3.) Girl - " WoW! I dropped my phone" ( Bends Over )

Boy - Oh damn.... ( Sits down to hide boner )
by Ticklebottom March 7, 2010
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