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shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
by Bob747438 February 28, 2021
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Crimson Bat

A female, on her period, tags another person by spreading her labia and laying them on a person's body leaving a bloody image of a red bat.
"Dude... Lauren totally left a Crimson Bat on your back..."
by Sloppytacollama June 29, 2019
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bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no
I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT
by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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bat pussied

A person high on a variety of street drugs. High as the sky or bat pussy since they fly.
Last weekend I did some killer shit and was straight bat pussied for two days.
by Yutzenhymer October 11, 2017
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spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.
Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."
by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009
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