Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.

"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"

by anonymous April 13, 2024

bullockin

To tell a huge lie

Person 1:That dude just told me that he used to play in the NBA
Person2: Man you know he's bullockin you

by pimpson88 May 9, 2009

Bullockstachio

1. An asshole eating a pistachio.
2. Something totally bogus.

opposite of beastachio

1. Look at Eric eating that pistachio, totally bullockstachio.
2. COD 8 is only for wii??? That's BULLOCKSTACHIO!!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

Bollocxian

Referring to a poorly thought out idea or project. Nonsensical
Bollocxian Logic : poorly thought out or obtuse logic ; making little sense;nonsensical

That's Bollocxian logic. Bollocks

by MmmMakoman October 25, 2017

Bullocked

When your girlfriend is embarrassed of you and won't take your relationship to social media or tell her friends

She felt bullocked over him and didn't tell her friends she had a boyfriend

by SleepingTom November 20, 2019

Bullocks

A way to express something is not fair or someone or injustice

"How are u gonna make me do an hr detension wet guy this is so bullocks

by Bullocks gif March 29, 2020

Bollonkey

To be fuvked aggressively

I got Bollonkey last night

by Turntechflightlessfox May 21, 2021