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may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!
by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021
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Blessing

A very nice and caring girl. She’s a keeper. There are sometimes when she can get a little mad but overall she is a sweet kind person. Not only that blessing is stunning but has to be told cause sometimes she forgets. She also loves heavy and falls in love quick which causes her heart to get broken easily. But don’t underestimate all that niceness cause blessing will cuss a bitch out and fuck a bitch up if needed But that’s blessing don’t lose her
Drew: who is that stunning girl over there?
Chai: u don’t know who that is? That’s blessing. She’s gonna be mine one day

Drew: not before I get her
by Thatonehotgirlatschool September 2, 2021
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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes
Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed
by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022
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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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Blessing

The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon
Blessing is dark as fuck
by ojaoisahfiofhioehqwrqiwohwqoid October 27, 2022
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Blessing

A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.
I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline
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