Blessing you up

The Christian way of absolutely exposing someone and sharing the truth about ones self for everyone to hear.

Yelling at someone with purpose.

Mrs. Smith was just blessing me up because I forgot to do my homework.

Olivia, she was absolutely blessing you up for doing that in church.

by shhheeeeesssshhhh May 4, 2021

Blessing

fattest bitch ever she’s the fakest bitch you’ve ever met talks shit about everyone

that’s blessing don’t go near her

by ellie473 July 18, 2022

Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.

May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺

by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022

Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.

Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022