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blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
mugGet the blind as a trumpmug.

as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.
"you're as blind as a bat"
by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016
mugGet the as blind as a batmug.

blind rat

a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses
by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022
mugGet the blind ratmug.

Bang Blindness

Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.

similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"

2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
by borntoboogie June 29, 2009
mugGet the Bang Blindnessmug.

robben blind

It's a word that descibes a tight unity and bond usually within a team. A bond so unbreakable even robbing someone blind wouldnt break it.
Omg, those guys over there are so robben blind
by Tabbycat February 10, 2017
mugGet the robben blindmug.

Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.
I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.
by mudmask August 2, 2008
mugGet the Blind Rhinomug.

stars are blind

a song sung by Paris Hilton originally written by someone else ,cool to some people hated by most.
i saw paris in concert she sang that stupid song stars are blind that was so not hot.

*punches paris in the face* " sing it again, sing that stupid fricking song again paris i fricking dare ya"
by fuuon September 9, 2006
mugGet the stars are blindmug.

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