Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.

I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.

by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017

Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.

Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.

by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013

Ass Chatty

To be gassy.

Them beans made me Ass Chatty

by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013

Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

ass vaping

Using an electronic cigarette to intake vapor into your anal cavity. Also known as anal vaping.

I was ass vaping last Friday night and it got stuck and I ended up in the emergency room

by Votuzi December 31, 2016

ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015