Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011

anal bees

Bees that fly into the anal cavity, and implant themselves into the rektum.

I hear Bode's anal bees really hurt.

by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017

anal trapezoid

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

Anal Solstice

When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.

When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.

by Wiseco February 24, 2011

Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 6, 2016

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009