Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.

You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!

by Dafunk June 20, 2022

Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.

Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!

by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022

Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.

Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*

by tridentlve 🔱 December 4, 2022

Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.

JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW

by QeQ January 1, 2023

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Zamn Alert

when you see a bad bitch or a fat booty and you think (ZAMN🥵) so you say ZAMN ALERT out loud so all the homies can peep dat jawn

“she bad asl and her ass fat!?! ZAMN ALERT!”

by imsooogoated March 20, 2023