Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

french alabama

When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.

Yo jeff was in the dorm bathing hall last night and i toatally got him with the french alabama

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by dongathon November 17, 2017

Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates the already used condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.

Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye from giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship.

by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021

alabama riverboat

a reverse pounding of a white person via multiple black people

my hot white supermodel wife really loves taking a ride on the Alabama riverboat

by afuk-king ejet August 7, 2023