PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

Ad Bev

A discreet, inconspicuous shortcut for an adult beverage for those special occasions in life when you don't want to sound like a member of AA.

Stop by my office for a quick ad bev before the meeting.

by sharkhammer December 10, 2018

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

No AD But HD

Masturbation, touching your private parts intensely.

Person 1: Yo, yk I have AD no HD
Person 2: Bro, how?? it must be ADHD, how you don't have it??
Person 1: I for masturbation disagree. tell sex appealers to seek refugee~
Person 2: So if i masturbate, i'd likely have No AD But HD?
Person 1: yes you'll.
Person 2: 💀

by I just came for...uhh... July 7, 2024

ad

A disgusting thing that kind of sounds like whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Jr double triple Whopper this burger sucks but it really doesn't right now We make it look super good but it looks super bad even if it looks good Do not try it at DK donkey Kong You rule I guess that's the definition of an ad

Ad stinks

by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023