by Jay02x June 13, 2020
Get the Lob assmug. The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
Get the Ass-lifemug. A phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so assy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter ass is created
*you're getting your ass kicked at FIFA by St. Vincent & the Grenadines*
"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
"Well this is just ASS NATION!"
by World Cup 98 October 17, 2013
Get the ass nationmug. The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.
The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Get the bison assmug. 
The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.
I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.
by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014
Get the Assy Assmug. 1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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by core memory dump December 14, 2012
Get the Ass Flotsammug.