A fucking bitch who likes collecting cat hair and fucking milking cows. She is currently 13 and is looking for an older man who can really do her well. She really is in love with Green people.
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The biggest slut face in the world. Likes to have sex with most things, including staplers, bamboo, laundry detergent bottles, cuckoo clocks, and Slick Rick.
by Kevin's Bacon March 24, 2009
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screw this im going to get a girl who isnt such an amanda ingman, but i hope amanda realizes what shes done some day
by decent. September 15, 2010
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by Rahamyyy December 25, 2009
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