Sigma Alpha Iota

A professional women's music fraternity. Formed to "uphold the highest ideals of a music education" and "to further the development of music in America", it continues to provide musical and educational resources to its members and the general public.

Flower: Red Rose
Colors: Crimson and White
Founded: June 12th, 1903 Ann Arbor Michigan. University School of Music.

"Hey, what does her shirt say?"
"It's the greek letters for Sigma Alpha Iota"
"It looks like it says EAT"
"You're an idiot."

by C.Weiss April 17, 2007

alpha chi omega

Although not represented well on a few campuses, Alpha Chi Omega is made up of beautiful, classy girls on most. At Miami University in Ohio, as well as UGA, and other well known schools, AChiO is known to be the best. The haters might call them AChi"Ho" but that is only becuase they are jealous.

Oh...shes an Alpha Chi Omega...enough said.

by unaffiliated January 27, 2007

alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008

Alphabits

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.

Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*

by maxatron July 30, 2009

Sigma Pi Alpha

"Sorority" founded in 1996 in UC Berkeley.

The Alpha Chapter of Sigma Pi Alpha, Almighty Alpha.

by AlphaMu May 16, 2011

Alpha Phi Omega

A co-ed service fraternity founded on the principles of leadership, friendship, and service. Alpha Phi Omega is an organization that has come to be respected on any college campus lucky enough to have one. APO is mostly known for their service, however they are also known for their general kindness towards others. Alpha Phi Omega is full of wonderful people who want nothing more than to make the world a better place. There are 11 regions and 102 sections within Alpha Phi Omega.

It was founded at Lafayette College by Frank Reed Horton in 1925 to create a new "standard of manhood." Horton took the scout oath and the scout law from the Boy Scouts of America. Originally, women were not allowed to be involved in APO, however, in 1976, women were inducted into it and Alpha Phi Omega became co-ed.

Guy: Hey! Are you going to pledge for Alpha Phi Omega?!
Girl: I don't know... what is it?
Guy: It's this awesome coed service fraternity! You get to do a lot of service, hang out with great people, get leadership opportunities, and it looks great on a resume!
Girl: Okay! I'd love to! How do I sign up?!

by mostlylovinlife November 6, 2012

Urban Phonetic Alphabet

The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.

"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"

• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag

by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008