j and g

j and g are brother from other mothers.

j was born 250098756 days before g

as g was born j farted and g died

david bell: i hate you

herbert: you are a J and G

david bell: what the fuck is that?!

herbert: hey chris

by nigellelus October 28, 2010

J Fight

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.

DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021

auntie j's

when you are making mad pancakes!

" get them auntie j's goin' d-money!!! i'm hungry over here! wait, let's do a bucket first! "

by Mon&D May 26, 2008

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

tuggy j

Good ol' fashioned handjob

Man, work is killing me. I could really use a tuggy j right now.

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

sloppy j

The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.

"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"

by Urban Dictionary October 28, 2006