SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Man, she has a serious case of SIMP

by BIG TORUK October 28, 2020

simp

A simp (a.k.a simp sillen) is when a guy known as matt sillen falls for a girl so he proceeds to scoop them in his 2008 Toyota corolla and buys them pods.

Guy 1: See that kid over their?
Guy 2: Yea
Guy 1: He is simp sillen

by dripster69 June 7, 2020

Simp

noun: INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN

A male or female in a one sided non-sexual, platonic relationship. Generally excessive in giving out what's available both emotionally and physically but receives little in return.

noun: simp; plural noun: simps; adjective: simping

Example 1: Did you hear that Drew is simping for that that new girl? Just dropped half his savings to get her a new car.

Example 2: Why is he going so far? They only talk and I know she said they would never have sex.

by Oxford Languages June 30, 2021

Simp

When you blow off your friends to go suck your girlfiends nuts

Derek is a simp for driving 2 hours to see a girl

by JBird2213 April 10, 2020

simp

Those pussy nice guys that want to get a woman by respecting her and by making favors. For example morty, from rick and morty or mordecai, from regular show. Also a simp someone who donates to twich thots waiting for them to notice.

"Stop being such a simp, it's cringy, just ask her out"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020

Simp

Originally meant a silly or foolish person. As a way to joke around with the homies then it meant someone you would do anything for. But in 2020 now it means someone you have a crush on / a word used to joke with or make fun of someone especially males who compliment women.

1: "haha you are such a simp" like silly or foolish person.2 : "I would simp for__" like it meant someone you would do anything for 3 : " SIMP!!" like pointing someone out / joke with or make fun of someone especially males who compliment women.

by chis2332455yu October 5, 2020

Simp

Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy; looks pasts all the real facts and flaws of someone and will do anything for their love and affection

Look at that guy Sal, he would do anything for that girl Rose! He is such a simp!

by NIMMYTURNER May 21, 2020