major bae

Really nice and close friend.

Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!

by faketom February 11, 2018

Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017

Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD

Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Major Cloog

Youtuber who's a pedophile with a gore fetish, he loves animating gorey animations mostly involving furries for kids on YouTube. He was outed as a groomer by a wizard ale shitpost on Twitter for grooming a 12 year old furry kid over Discord.

Major Cloog should stay away from children

by Fishy Mann March 4, 2024

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Now a Major Motion Picture

goes back a long way and sounds more impressive than movie. The word film also sounds classier than movie

Now a Major Motion Picture is a unique look at the many sources, literary and otherwise, that influence film adaptations.

by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022