by Bestgfever December 28, 2023
Get the December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day mug.This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
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by lilalien October 25, 2019
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Z: "BRO WHAT THE HELL?"
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Z: "BRO WHAT THE HELL?"
Y/N: "Sorry bro. It's October 28th. National kick someone in the shin that stars with a Z."
by CringeyLalaman October 27, 2021
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Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.
by DMVking August 30, 2016
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Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
5 MINUTES LATER
Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
5 MINUTES LATER
Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!
by poopymanQWERTY March 28, 2022
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