October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 25, 2022

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October 13

Nation Kiss your boyfriend

Hey it’s October 13 go kiss him already

by Nickboi9990 October 13, 2021

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October 13

National send your best friend nudes day!

Your best friend must send you their nudes no matter what.

If they ask why, just say its October 13.

by simp5357 October 13, 2021

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October 13

The day you can masturbate to anything and noone can judge you about it

Thomas: David why are you jacking off to femboys
David: Chill out dude it's October 13

by F2PShadow October 29, 2021

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therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 02, 2021

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