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Burrito bombing

Burrito bombing is when one goes to Taco Bell and buys a burrito. Then and only then the burrito is completely opened exposing its contents. The burrito is then taken to a place where there is a large gathering of people whereupon the burrito is thrown into the crowd. You and your friends then quickly drive away.
Dude 1: So many middle school nerds gather outside the theater on Friday nights. We should do a drive by burrito bombing!

Dude 2: Hell yeah!
by ukrufus March 3, 2010
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Adito the burrito

Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...
ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO
by Slide sloot January 5, 2019
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burrito snatcher

One who snatches burritos right out of your hand
Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!
by BurritoSnatcherVictim April 18, 2019
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Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.
Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.
by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017
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The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
by Lisaharv September 4, 2015
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wet burrito

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
by Garthdog October 17, 2008
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Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.
"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016
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