guy 9

never seen in human history

guy 1 : ever heard of guy 9
guy 2 : every one know hes a myth
guy 3: dont be so paranoid man
guy 4:man it be weird if guy 9 is real right guy five
guy 5:ye
guy 6 : guy 7 wanna cookie
guy 7 : maybe i can have your cookie ;)
guy 8 : no wonder guy 9 is never known guy 7 ate him

by reddit is basically pornhub January 12, 2021

back 9

A term for the last 9 holes in an 18 hole golf course, used as a euphemism for anal sex.

Honey, I have seen 7 baronesses come and go, they all say the same thing: The master likes playing the back 9 at Augusta. - (Eunuch 2) "Love-Bheits." The Venture Bros. AdultSwim. 20 Aug. 2006. Television.

by BreakfastLizard December 29, 2013

Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

9/20

the raid is coming

ALLRIGHT GAMERS GET YOUR BATH WATER READY WE ABOUT TO RAIN ON 9/20

by JesusADNLAZARBUM August 4, 2019

May 9

Grab every nigga In Yonkers dick

Can’t wait till May 9th

by Gabbyxmarie May 9, 2019

9/11

A Day That Alot Of Americans Got Pissed Off.

Bob : Dude did you hear what happend yesterday (9/11)?

Jake: Yep....Alot of people are gonna get pissed off at that.

by Duplexblowfish December 25, 2009

9:45

The time were something huge usually happens. Once this time occurs, the world will be in awe.

Wait until 9:45.

by Turntdude July 9, 2016