pork swordsman

A term you use to describe a sex act carried out on a pig (either living or dead) by a leading public figure.

"That's a fine display of pork swordsmanship, Prime Minister!".

by clowncuckooland November 10, 2015

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

porked out

To get to much dick

I'm so porked out

by 12e456u8rod March 4, 2015

the pork and beans

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass

''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".

by diqbread April 13, 2016

Pork Chops

A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.

Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

Pork Barrel

A term for funds given to lawmakers for their districts to enjoy.
But some, never gave the fund on them, they relied on a certain Chinese-Tausug woman to launder the bucks.
2 of them are actors, another an old fossil.

Pork Barrel is so much, Bong was put in jail.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

pork flower

Someone that wears lots of makeup in spite of the fact it only draws attention to how ugly they really are.

*Points at girl*
"Check out that pork flower!"

by ratkid132 December 16, 2008