A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.
A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"
"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"
"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

by Gyprok September 21, 2020

bean facts are facts about beans. beans ist a term comes from the letter "B" which is short for bean .
"one of the bean facts , for example, is bean fact number 2 the natural habitat of beans is Wyoming"
by Godisabeananddead December 30, 2019

They don't care about your feelings
by MCWHITEGUY December 11, 2018

Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
by De Soevereine Nar October 31, 2024

by Saintdarthcoder December 10, 2021

by MiloThatsTheName January 23, 2024
