n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
Get the Internet Englishmug. 
by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009
Get the english flagshipmug. They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.
by IslamicTord December 9, 2022
Get the English Teachersmug. by SHERKED March 10, 2017
Get the Spaking Englishmug. An english mishman is when you are at a party of someone you dont like. you find a girl have anal sex and ejaculate inside her,then have her deficate in a pillow case for the party thrower to find in the morning.
dude i was at this guys house and we totally did the english mishman. it was awesome. i hate that guy.
by the budrick May 13, 2010
Get the english mishmanmug. the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.
makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1
makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1
by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003
Get the full englishmug.