The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
Get the jumpin jack fleshlight forummug. The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.
by Pineapple pastel May 20, 2018
Get the Jackmug. 
The sentence no-one wants to hear!
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
Get the Cracker Jack Pornmug. Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
Get the Jack and Philmug. Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
Get the Apple Jackmug.