national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019

National Grab Boobs Day

National grab boobs day is when you can walk up to anyone, anywhere and grab their boobs without getting in trouble

Boy: grabs girls boobs

Girl: what!

Boy: It is national grab boobs day

by Ur mom loves me April 19, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!

“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”

by aaabbbbccccddddeeefffgggg April 19, 2019

National Hug Day

National Hug Day is celebrated on April 23rd
So go and hug the people that mean the most to you. Get as many hugs possible.

Joey: Do you know what day it is?
Karissa: No why?
Joey: It’s national hug day?

Karissa: Oh
Joey: Can I get a hug?
Karissa: Sure

by imnotkarissaorjoeyha April 19, 2019

National Slap Ass Day

April 19 be Prepared for ass

Today is National Slap Ass Day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019