crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

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Herbie’s mom

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.

Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks

by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022

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Acid mom

whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child

thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom

by leisha lia geringer toby rowan December 17, 2019

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The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe May 3, 2018

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