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by cawalgala October 28, 2021
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fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!
Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face
by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018
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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
by The bees knees February 11, 2024
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fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
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Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024
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Fart

by ×××bml××× March 13, 2019
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