Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out

Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her

by Daddyuwuyesplease February 23, 2019

Max Browne

Max Browne is a typical British white posh name. Browne is a really posh surname and he probably grew up in a big house in West London.

Look it’s Max Browne he is driving another car!

by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021

Brown Daddy

A really hot mother fucker also might be refered to as jalen might be black or mexican has ugly ass hair tho but very sexual texter

omg brown daddy is sexy

by Trinity October 11, 2016

Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina

I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown

by Flyboyy June 23, 2016

dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

by Greypupy August 14, 2021

Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 26, 2022

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024