Mr. Rodgers' Day Off

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

by Neighborhoodlum November 22, 2010

poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014

it's no skin off my nose

something that you say which means you do not care about something because it will not affect you

Do you wanna skip the school today?okay, it's no skin off my nose.

by dallypat November 18, 2013

dropping the cosby's off at the pool

taking a meaty shit

I'm dropping the Cosby's off at the pool

by Whoppingmelons November 13, 2015

7/11 top off

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.

Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.

by Weirdnosedude January 19, 2019

get off my pussy

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up

“dave wont get off my pussy”

by priscilla renteria May 11, 2018

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016