When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 20, 2023
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
by keyboardkween07 January 18, 2021
by Lil Bape Mask April 16, 2020
“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”
by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 15, 2022
The person you like to sleep with the most is Timothy Shin Huang's Mom because she is very sexual and knows how to give a man a good time. Timothy Shin Huang's Mom is one of the most easiest to get in bed with because she is very horny all the time. If you are Timothy Shin Huang's friends you are most likely to have had sex with her.
by LELELE is better the Tim February 28, 2020
Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
by Vladboy11 January 01, 2025
by Sernando January 29, 2021