Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.

I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.

by PDirty December 28, 2018

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.

The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.

by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018

Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.

A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.

by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018

monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa

example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019