Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive

White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa

by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023

Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

cool monkey

A saying for describing someone really cool

Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick

by Cristian Grey May 2, 2018

Monkey

A god that stupid children believe in to be popular

Me with my friends: How to return to Monkey

by Pandaz4Life April 28, 2021

destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

Monkey Man

This is a person who talks to little girls. They also hang out with them. He is also a loser

Monkey man is little rapist.

by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021

lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025