Mom Wife

A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son

You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards

by Cooleyshotbox July 3, 2022

mom

damn yo mom fat af

yo is that ur mom?

nah im adopted *starts mongolian start singing

by udovic je picka licka November 23, 2021

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021

ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

Ur Mom

Ur mom get recked by the rizzler from ohio 69 haahaahahahaahhahahh so funnyyy!!

Ur mom
Dies instantly*

by Sly The Stupid November 17, 2023

ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022

Mom

The type of mom who will say:

Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????

I'm your son, mom

by Juicyapples69 May 18, 2019