by qpab March 26, 2024

A fart that usually warns you of an impending desire to take a fat sh*t that will definitely reduce your reputation with your toilet. It usually has a distinct and more powerful odor compared to the usual ones. It is far more potent, higher chance of leaving a lingering stench in the room depending on the size of the room.
Jack: ''Oh f*ck, I feel that I might need to take a sh*t soon.''
Gus: ''What makes you say tha- *smells the air* ew wtf dude?''
Jack: ''Sorry man, I let out a harbinger fart, that's how I know...''
Gus: ''What makes you say tha- *smells the air* ew wtf dude?''
Jack: ''Sorry man, I let out a harbinger fart, that's how I know...''
by TheMadShahaz July 15, 2023

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!
by pOo0pY December 7, 2019

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity
"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."
by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023

(idiom)
To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you
Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles
by Brennanpp March 19, 2023

by specterguy May 16, 2022
