Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.

A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020

double-banked

See double-banged.

Double-banked is an incorrect term for double-banged. To be double-banged is to be assualted by 2 people.

She said 'Hey did you see that guy's head? He got double-banked!'

He said 'No he didn't, that doesn't make sense. I think you mean double-banged... You're joobbadee.'

by Yumma Weena November 26, 2013

Double Doogie

Double Doogie is when you talk about something or someone getting double attacks. As in "double destroyed."

"That guy just got a Double Doogie straight to the face!" (Double attacked to the face)

Or

"Did you just Double Doogie that cookie?" (Cookie aten in two whole bites)

by AnaFoxie December 23, 2021

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX

sorry we are full at this time.

WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....

It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.

THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.

Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.

Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!

by Criddie January 6, 2024

Double-Triple

A dumb way of saying Sextuple.

I have a Double-Triple killstreak, noob!

by Noobinthetrash February 27, 2022

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023