Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

Cat

Fluffy little aliens who attract creatures called "me" and "many others" with there cuteness

My cat is a spy hidden within a coat of fur

by Me bois March 23, 2021

cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Stoney cat

A person that is very stoney as in stoned by Marijuana. Usually in reference to an old head that smokes a lot.

I love sitting in the stoney cats basement listening to stories of the late 60s early 70s.

by Element77 January 31, 2021