Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.

Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”

by deememetee January 26, 2022

"But what about...?

When a right winger, Conservative, or
Republican attempts to avoid an issue by a weak deflection.

Example: "But what about...? these
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!

"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are

the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 3, 2022

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

What are you on?

Slang; used when reacting to someone's odd behaviour

Person 1: I'm a monkey oo-aa-oo-aa
Person 2: What are you on?

by niggadick22 May 31, 2023

urmm what the sigma

basically another word for saying what the hell or what the skibidi but its cooler thooooooooo

Alban:urmm what the sigma
Usopp:that is so ohio

by jsanormal_person124okie September 17, 2024

WAB (what a bar)

What a bar is a reaction to anything that is worthy of being a bar

Person 1: Dude I'm seeing some people for the last time
Person 2: WAB (what a bar)

by Nick Soderman August 2, 2025

What The Fuck

A great exclamation to say at any point in your life when you come across something deserving of it. Uses an expletive which can really get your point across and make it more expressive.

(Most of the goddamn definitions on here. Seriously. What the actual fuck??)

Person: Aha wat ze fu k.

Another person: What the fuck, Emma.

It can also be abbreviated as WTF. Or just TF. That's all I have to say. You should know what it means now if ya didn't somehow before.

by whomstthefuckareyou May 27, 2018